Thursday, October 15, 2009

Holes

Do you guys realize how many holes we have? Besides your anal hole, which is always fun, there's still your nasals, ocular, and ear holes. You know what that means.

I've just been thinking about the first time I actually used my nasal holes, if you get what I'm saying. In exchange for tickets to see Jo Rowling, Andrew Sims had to give me something, you know. My nose holes are pretty small, but holes can be expanded. At first it hurt a lot, but then it was just awesome. The smell mixed with the feeling was pretty cool. It smelt like magic, like a Harry Potter book when you open it for the first time.

I can't wait to try ocular.

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