Chickens

I hate to say this, really I do.  But, I think I'm over unicorns.  I realize that that's weird and creepy, and while I guess I'll still take a few horns up the nose every once in a while, they're not exactly my first choice.  I have a new love in this world.  I didn't realize until recently how much I like chickens.

They're just so white (because I hate black things...they're just not at all attractive) and feathery and UNF.  I just bought a chicken harem for myself on Farmville last night.  Last night was the most beautiful night of my life.  And now that I've uncovered my true desires, I can love my chickens like that every night for the rest of my life.